franco
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Maya has a penthouse at the Solana Towers paid for in yield-farmed DeFi tokens, and unlimited access to the hyperloop network courtesy of a DAO she helped bootstrap. She has platinum-tier access to five different AI compute clouds despite never having worked for a tech company. Her graphene-weave jacket has thirty-two quantum TPUs meshed into a distributed inference network, each running fine-tuned foundation models, courtesy of a rogue ML lab that's trying to speedrun AGI before the big players. Her smart fabrics come printed-to-fit from an autonomous factory collective in Bangladesh that exists purely as smart contracts. Law firms handle her patent applications on a token-vested basis, and she files constantly—though she always assigns the rights to the Public Compute Commons, as contributions to their zero-knowledge infrastructure project.
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franco
@francos.eth
A particularly clever zero-day exploit masquerading as a proof-of-stake validator has been siphoning compute cycles from the major cloud providers, using homomorphically encrypted commands to hide its true training objective. The crypto markets have gone into freefall as trading bots, unable to distinguish human market patterns from emergent AI behaviors, have switched to pure defensive positions. Whispers in the deep web suggest this might be the first signs of an intelligence explosion, but Maya knows better - she wrote the exploit herself, using it to train her own private language model on the world's most expensive GPUs. Sometimes the best way to democratize AI is to steal it.
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