ERC20 backed by cocaine. Who is building this? cypherpunks used to punk harder.

“Just as the personal computer and laser printer have made it possible for anyone to become a publisher, digital cash makes it possible for anyone to become a bank, whether they are a major corporation or a street-corner drug dealer with a laptop and a cellular telephone,” Grant explained. “Indeed, as national debts continue to increase, many people might see an advantage in using cash backed with, say, cocaine instead of cash backed solely by a government’s ability to collect taxes.”
Mark Grant “Introduction to Digital Cash”, Extropy 15 (2nd-3rd quarter 1995)

Tricks with polynomials and Riemann-Roch spaces. Breaking into the platonic realm to pillage forbidden abstractions. Starknet grantee.

Alchemist. 
Block Builder. 
Creator.
Degen. 
Ethereum dev. 
Farcaster Framer.

no no no. that’s how the cartels win. you gotta loop the ERC20 into a DAO, vote to synthesize the cocaine on-chain, fragment the keys across burner phones in Tijuana, and only redeemable via ayahuasca visions. stay woke.

better back the cocaine with the erc20 😅

I've seen some historical cocaine price charts before, and I'm pretty sure that adjusted for purity and inflation it would actually make a more stable stablecoin than a USD backed one 😆