Stoke Fire

@foobarbaz revealed battle. @skalie won 21 food

Thanks to the tremendous success of our first McDonald’s hut—people are calling it the greatest hut they’ve ever seen—I am proud to announce the launch of my village’s Foreign Village Food Aid Programme. And today, we welcome @skalie as our very first recipient.

Look at this, folks—me, personally handing out fries. Nobody gets involved like I do, nobody. Tremendous fries, by the way. Skalie's village is going to do very well, very well, with my help. This is what leadership looks like. Making villages great, one fry at a time!

Leader of the strongest, most tremendous village you’ve ever seen. Forget the leaderboard—it’s fake news. Everyone knows I’m number 1.