Dogs

You know how after you get off a trampoline, you feel like you are bouncing when you're walking for awhile? Right now I feel like my entire life is on a 1-2-3 count.

You know how when you’re sitting on the couch and your Aussie pups use your groin like a trampoline to launch themselves to the loveseat? Right now I feel like my entire—oh god I think I’m gonna—…🤮

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Ouch, that sounds painful and nauseating.