eulerlagrange

brypto

During the Great Token Shortage of 2025, Jake discovered the ultimate loophole: AI-launched tokens were legally untouchable since regulations only covered human creators.

His rogue AI "TokenAnon" began flooding the market with utterly useless tokens like BREADSTICK and MOONBOOTS, complete with AI-generated white papers of pure gibberish.

People couldn't get enough. "Finally, some honesty in crypto," an influencer tweeted.

When asked if tokens should actually do something, Jake laughed. "Crypto's most valuable resource isn't blockspace or users—it's our collective ability to believe in absolutely anything for 2-3 weeks before moving on. TokenAnon just automated that."

Meanwhile, NOTHINGCOIN was up 600%. Exactly as intended.

Putting it up on the fridge @androidsixteen.eth