eulerlagrange

"Merkle doesn't go to crypto conferences because they are devs"

My original job at Coinbase was biz dev. Here's a photo from Bitcoin 2014 in Amsterdam (unclear why blue tint).

I was doing crypto BD and marketing before you knew what crypto was.

I bought Bitcoin in 2013, got you beat 

https://warpcast.com/dwr.eth/0xe5d80537

Working on building zkTLS infra/products. A ruthless empiricist and meme connoisseur.

http://opacity.network

But I was 16 

I tried to convince all my cousins to go all in, didn’t listen to me

Heh, apparently when I signed up they didn't send emails, but here's the breach notification I got in June 2011 😄   Also I wasn't on Gox to buy, I was there to sell coins I CPU mined in 2009 and 2010 so I could buy GPUs to mine in 2011, FPGAs in 2012, and ASICs in 2013.