if you:

have a tension headache
your screen time was up 80% last week
your family has left you
you haven't had a nutritious meal in a week
your sleep score is below 50

you're not sick

you were just playing crypto the game

carwash enthusiast

@ceejifi everywhere else social connections are made

can you please add "experienced wicked night sweats" to the list?

personality hire 🌈🤙 fullstack & ux, building /uno

i thought that was just me

also, i haven't blown out or curled my hair in a week and i can confidently say i look like a straight up lion

nope, maybe it's just us two 🥲 

happened to me again last night, i had to immediately jump in the shower it was so bad ahaah WHY IS IT HAPPENING

also didn't you post your fave dry bar is closing down?

my favorite dry bar is no more (las vegas cosmopolitan)

thankfully there is still the one in philadelphia where a man once put two blowdryers in ONE HAND to dry my hair