On a serious note I do think mini apps will eventually have to be rebranded to a better (ideally monosyllabic) name

"mini" feels like it undersells them tbh since they're actually fully-functioning web apps with onchain superpowers

the year is 3000. miniapps have completely rebranded to merkles

merkle devs are everywhere, and a robust system of merkles with connected merklets power a fully onchain economy with a GDP of over $800T mUSD

every merklet transaction siphons a few merktoshis, so small nobody notices. where does it go? some say it funds development of a protocol called farcaster...which supposedly powers all of this. but it's been quite a while since anyone has heard of farcaster...maybe it was all a dream