Shitposting from a corporate board meeting that has gone 63 minutes past scheduled adjournment, with a look of concentration on my face so it looks like I'm taking notes.  Whatever.  Meter's running.  Staying paid.

Edwin Melvin Thorenstein IV, esq.--

Parallel maxi //, JPEGs and shitcoins,
Pepe connoisseur.

Every board meeting I've attended, chaired, etc. could have been an email that I'd have written in 10 minutes.  Without question.  Currently witnessing a dick tugging contest between two old assholes with more money than brains, neither of whom want to spend any of it to address matters at hand.

nice. 
meetings are usually a waste of time anyway