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So I’m officiating a wedding in 2 weeks and am in charge of getting all the speeches. One guy pre-writes a complete lie of a story that happened “at the airport” on the way to wedding. It’s so cheesy, I can’t even. How do I give feedback to this person? Esp when all other speeches are 🔥🔥
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Berlin is the New Orleans of Germany.
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It never ceases to amaze me how bad entertainment companies are at technology. So @HBO shifted from HBOMax to Max, but the error message in HBOMax says nothing about that. Terrible UX, easily solved.
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I’m convinced all the child actors on The Mandalorian are children of executives , because they all have extraordinarily terrible performances.
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Don’t you love it when a zit shows up right before a big event like a family wedding, where hundreds of pictures will be taken of you? With said zit front and center. Oh the joy.
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Love is giving your partner a full body theragun massage for no reason.
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You can tell how dumb we've gotten as a society, just by watching the commercials we make.
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Everyone on zoom: oh wow, I’m looking pretty good today, nice glow, great skin. Everyone on google meets: holy fuck what’s wrong with me? My skin looks splotchy. Do I need Botox? Maybe I should start putting more effort into my appearance, this is outrageous.
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Do we like Calendly or Motion for scheduling apps team?
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I’ve been trying to make the 🫂 emoji happen in text messages but it’s just not giving the sentiment I’m going for. It’s meant to be a hug but instead looks like two mannequins posing.
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“I get stressy when it’s messy” — a quote I told my designer today.
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I saw a rat trying to cross the 101 today in rush hour traffic. In all other life circumstances I despise rats, like a normal person, but today I really wanted him to survive and get to the other side.
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After 3.5 years of 💁🏼‍♀️ I took it back to red today 💃 and now I’m feeling very excluded from emoji culture where there are no red heads 😭 https://i.imgur.com/8WP8q8u.jpg
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It’s hurricane weather in LA.
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One of the quickest ways to insanity in your 30s is redecorating your house.
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I operated on several green babies and mamas at the plant hospital today and I’m feeling grounded AF. This is the biggest transplant today. Big Mama is now resting. 🌱 https://i.imgur.com/WNHQbNF.jpg
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I’ve finished a two hour commercial for Dior. It’s called Mrs. Harris goes to Paris and fucking terrible cinema.
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Apple reminding me my bedtime is soon and me just getting started on my upkeep across 6 social apps….
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The more I learn about film financing, the more I’m convinced that films don’t make money. So, why am I a filmmaker again?
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My husband was bitten by a black widow spider, IN OUR BED, and now I will never ever ever sleep in my own house again.
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