hottakes

Trump Pokémon parodies are better than Trump Dune parodies.

The truck? Oh, it's there, believe me. You need strength—real strength—to move it. She doesn’t have the strength, folks. She’s never even been on the S.S. Anne. Bill wouldn’t give her a ticket, no chance. Me? I negotiated with Bill, big league, he’s a very smart guy. I made an incredible deal. They call him Crazy Bill, can you believe that? Because of his ideas. They say he’s crazy, not me. They don’t let him experiment, don’t let him build his businesses. It’s a disaster. So sad!

do you think mew just fell out of a coconut tree

Technowatermelon. Elder Millenial. Building Farcaster. 

nf.td/varun

My @v parody is better than Trump Pokémon parody