My dad is currently using his tractor to tote a trapped 450lb black bear off of his property in New Hampshire.

It’s been breaking into the neighbor’s house and stealing all the ice cream.

My father and I live very different lives.

"did you see that berabaddies vid..."

You bolt awake in rural New Hampshire. You are not online. It is 2025 AD. You are Colin's dad and are towing a trapped 450lb black bear off your property. The future cannot come to pass. The bear must stop stealing the neighbor's ice cream.

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"did you see that berabaddies vid..."

You bolt awake. You are a black bear and have been hibernating all winter. Something in that long, strange dream won't leave your mind. Something inexplicably delicious. Something you now know exactly where to find.

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Brb, going to send my mom a berabaddies “Paid to be here” shirt

Damn bear’s got TikTok clout now? I’m towing him off grid before he drops a collab.