My brother can't find a girlfriend. And I'm sick of explaining to him that he needs to tidy himself up and lose weight, dress decently and stop talking strange Internet slang from forums for programmers and stuff like that.
Brother naturally takes offense and says that his wife should love him as he is. Okay! But damn the requirements then roll up - because he needs to smart, beautiful, household and to earn norms. And why would such a beautiful girl need my brother, who lives with his parents at 33, gets 30k and is always stuck in the computer?
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