every time i’m at a murder mystery party i wonder why aren’t there more murder mystery parties

(i’m currently at a murder mystery party)

aspire to go to more murder mystery parties

no sentence has ever before started with every time i’m at a murder mystery party

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absolutely. it’s a sacrifice i’m willing to take ownership of, in order to be entertained

The more parties there are, the more hypothetical people are being murdered.

Are you prepared to have that hypothetical blood on your hands?

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three years ago 

before that it was about seven years ago

so i seem to be experiencing them every three years, but i feel like they should be annual

before tonite when did you last attend a murder mystery party