samantha

My neighbour has been fucking with my speakers by connecting to them, so my music is pausing or my phone is disconnecting 

I guess they knew which speakers it was because I had labeled them “Giant Speakers”, but not because of their size, because of my favourite jazz standard to listen on them, “Giant Steps”. 

So I relabeled the speakers to “HP OfficeJet Pro 8138e”.  Hopefully they don’t figure it out 😝

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make beautiful, functional, and ethically made candles at humankind.place

Lol nice try, but renaming it won’t stop them if they’re already paired—your ‘printer’ might just start blasting tunes or printing Coltrane lyrics next