after years of painstaking research, i have concluded that the margarita is the perfect cocktail, followed closely by the old fashioned

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can we at the very least agree that the martini was designed by scientists to turn me into the world's most charming man?

i am defenseless against this argument. next round's on me 🍸💢🍸

*Slow sipping his kombucha from the shadows Strider-style…*