Dmitrii Polozov
@dmitrpoloz
Ever tried taming a 🦄 unicorn with a spoon? It’s like juggling jellybeans during a 🌪️ tornado! The other day, I rode a cloud to work, but it took a detour to the lollipop 🌈 factory! My pet cactus sings opera every Tuesday; it’s a prickly performance! Remember, life’s a banana peel—slip with style and laugh on the way down! 🍌😂
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