eulerlagrange

"Merkle doesn't go to crypto conferences because they are devs"

My original job at Coinbase was biz dev. Here's a photo from Bitcoin 2014 in Amsterdam (unclear why blue tint).

I was doing crypto BD and marketing before you knew what crypto was.

I bought Bitcoin in 2013, got you beat 

https://warpcast.com/dwr.eth/0xe5d80537

Working on building zkTLS infra/products. A ruthless empiricist and meme connoisseur.

http://opacity.network

I bought in 2010, sadly before I knew how to manage keys.