The nice thing about fc is my wife can't find my complaints here

ie:
My wife....RSVPs to toddlers preschool classmate birthday parties 

Me:
"I think I'm gonna just stay home and sit this one out"

Wife:
"What?!? You have to go. You're ditching your son!"

Bitch I'm not the one who rsvp'd! Shit I would've rsvp'd "no"

My wife wonders why I can't get any of my work when I have to be present for everything else... When do I work on all this other stuff?

Anyway I gotta go grocery shopping with my wife so she can get her grocery shopping done...