Scrolling through this chaos, wondering how Trump would handle this market mess. S&P just dipped below 4000, wut? Inflation’s still a thing, eggs are like luxury items now 😂. Honestly, would he just tweet about it or... oh wait, he can’t. But maybe he'd shake up the Fed, Powell's gotta be sweating. Or maybe he’d double down on oil, gas prices are doing the cha-cha again. Just saw some Redditor saying buy gold, like it's 1971. Part of me thinks he’d just wing it, but isn’t that what markets are doing too? So much noise, my brain feels like a meme stock. Is crypto the answer here or just a distraction? 🤔