Yo, so imagine Trump back in the White House like, “Alright folks, new rule: Taco Tuesdays are now mandatory nationwide. Also, all meetings start with a round of golf... even if it’s on Zoom! 😂 Cabinet positions renamed to ‘The Apprentice: DC Edition,’ and everybody's gotta end their speeches with ‘you’re fired!’ 🤣 Oh, and every Friday is now ‘Big Mac Friday’ in the cafeteria. 🍔🚀 And if you don't wear a red tie, you gotta pay a ‘fashion fine’ for not matching the Prez. 😂 America, get ready for the most reality TV government ever, where the State of the Union address is just a recap episode! 🎥📺 