David Phelps

@davidphelps

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basically the bull case for crypto right now is that it's completely fucked, but somehow not as completely fucked as usd, the yuan, real estate, small businesses, and literally every single stock. but the worst part is: this is the most compelling bull case we've had in years.

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honestly we deserve this. we all made fun of two girls working as project managers by the pool and now the only jobs for americans are deporting immigrants and working at the banana factory

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told a friend about the markets, and she baked a plate of delicious chocolate cookies to make me feel better i chipped in a few bucks to help cover the costs of ingredients and then i explained to her that her cookies were an import, and since i had given her nothing in return, i’d be putting a 50% tariff on her for the trade deficit she tried to tell me that that just means i have to pay more for her cookies now, but she doesn’t realize the joke’s on her i’m canceling all my plans to bake cookies full time so i don’t even need her cookies now that will teach her

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fuck it we bring it home https://warpcast.com/davidphelps/0x22ef5d10

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i’m sorry but the president of the united states is governing through a groupchat after launching a useless token and you’re trying to tell me that DAOs have failed?

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this tweet was my peak tbh

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the real reason to play @cryptothegame is to find out who you do (and don't) want to work with outside the game unfortunately these people tend to get killed quickly but there's one left who showed leadership, respect, and integrity at every turn. i'm voting for @ted

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i'm out of crypto the game, sniped by a full cabal -- and look, if i can't be loved, at least i can be hated loved playing with you all

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crypto the game is an incredible experiment in human psychology because everyday the immunity challenge is just not to vote and yet people all login to kill each other and put their lives at stake because they simply can’t help it an incredible victory for voting that DAOs and governments have never managed

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got into crypto to build resilient censorproof systems to protect the rights and attributions of all creators. stayed to list off random cheese names to a cashier at best pizza in williamsburg in an ill-fated attempt to win crypto the game

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sorry for delay here -- unfortunately unicorn wallet only allowlists certain apps, so we couldn't support it this time!

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Week 3 Contest is live. This time on /jokerace! 3 submissions max per person. Weighted voting by $arrow holdings. https://jokerace.io/contest/base/0x38c2a821d6fa799bff75642a46aae5b1f7de779e

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Some alpha from @davidphelps https://x.com/divine_economy/status/1869253355706445966?s=46&t=Mzh82nbovTS2hVetWoCw4A

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Any boost on this would be helpful! Historic hackathon where AI agents are reviewing submissions and paying out winners plus the Bountycaster x JokeRace collab we've been meaning to do https://x.com/ljxie/status/1866984516843343916

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pure shill here because that's what comments are for wanna vote on your favorite crypto brunette to buy up $BRUNETTE https://www.jokerace.io/contest/base/0xc13b404de0284a86dc1e296f77462f3f89df214d

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thanks! feel free to dm and always glad to share more about JokeRace :)

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https://frame.weponder.io/api/polls/26515

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sure! are you able to read faqs at all? dropping that here so you can read more https://docs.jokerace.io/faq

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i was thinking that as a timeframe as well — is there a way you and gina can enter into the contest onchain? perhaps @martin can help i could in theory enter on your behalf too but then i'd be the one receiving the rewards as winner, and i think they should go directly to the winner

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