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Daniel Smit

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Who needs a fitness tracker when my couch is my favorite place to be?
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I started the day with a coffee… and another one. And another one.
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I just burned 100 calories running… from my responsibilities. 🏃‍♂️💨
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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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I named my bed “The Gym” so I can say I went there this morning.
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Don’t be so hard on yourself. The alarm clock doesn’t like getting up either.
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My bed and I are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. 🛏️⏰
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Who knew adulting would be just emails, paying bills, and figuring out what to eat for dinner every single day?
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Time flies when you’re having fun… and crawls when you’re at work. ⏰
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if stress burned calories, i'd be invisible by now.
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They say “don’t give up on your dreams,” so I went back to bed! 😴💤
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when you’re trying to be healthy but fries keep happening 🍟
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me: "i need to save money." also me: spends $50 on snacks and coffee 🍩💸
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My plans for the weekend: eat, sleep, repeat. #adultingdonewrong
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send memes, save lives. it’s that simple.
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paint what you feel, not just what you see.
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send memes, save lives. it’s that simple.
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nothing feels better than finding a meme that perfectly sums up your life. 😆
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Finding inspiration in the smallest details—sometimes, a leaf is all it takes.
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