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Daniel Smit

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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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cool
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good
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀
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okay
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cool
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if laughter is the best medicine, why aren’t comedians our doctors? asking for a friend.
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People say “good things come to those who wait,” but I think they meant “good things come to those who nap.” 😴
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cool
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people say I’m a terrible cook, but I know how to make a sandwich disappear in under five seconds.
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Why did I buy a planner? To feel organized for the first three days of the year.
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Why did I buy an alarm clock? Just to feel pain every morning.
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Who needs a fitness tracker when my couch is my favorite place to be?
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I started the day with a coffee… and another one. And another one.
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I just burned 100 calories running… from my responsibilities. 🏃‍♂️💨
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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
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I named my bed “The Gym” so I can say I went there this morning.
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Don’t be so hard on yourself. The alarm clock doesn’t like getting up either.
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