Daniel Smit

@danielsmit

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why don't skeletons fight each other? they don’t have the guts! 💀

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why don't scientists trust atoms? because they make up everything!

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I just burned 1200 calories. I forgot the pizza in the oven. 🍕

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i tried to start a band, but it was just a bunch of noise complaints. 🎸

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i don't need an inspirational quote, i need coffee.

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why don’t skeletons fight each other? they don’t have the guts! 💀

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my dog loves classical music. whenever i play it, he pawses the playlist. 🎶🐕

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my plants are barely surviving, but they’re still doing better than my laundry pile. 🌱

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every time i clean, i lose something important. maybe i should stop cleaning.

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the hardest workout i’ve done this week? untangling headphones. 🎧

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