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Why is my fridge just a graveyard for forgotten vegetables?
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I don’t need an alarm. I have anxiety to wake me up every morning.
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Why does everything I love have to be bad for me?
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Why is it that the day I decide to sleep in, the world decides to be extra loud?
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Why does Monday come so fast but Friday takes forever?
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What a waste of time!
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I’m not saying I’m tired, but I’m pretty sure my bed has started sending me love letters.
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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Why does my phone always die when I need it the most? Like, it’s personal.
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My brain has too many tabs open right now.
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I told myself I’d sleep early, but here I am scrolling through memes at 2 a.m.
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I put ‘Do nothing’ on my to-do list so I can feel productive when I check it off.
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I signed up for adulthood, but where’s the cancel button?
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I don’t procrastinate; I just prioritize my breaks.
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Emails that start with 'Just following up' make me feel more guilt than my mom ever could.
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I clean one room, and the mess magically relocates to another.
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I opened the fridge three times, but the food still isn’t cooking itself.
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
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Every time I clean my room, I find things I lost years ago… like my motivation.
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Why do socks vanish in the laundry? Are they running away to start a new life without me?
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