miladychain

over yonder there are hills & beyond those hills is a (sun-drenched) field of flowers & in that field is a well & down that well at the very bottom there is a cavern & in that cavern there is a lake pristine & quiet & dark & at the bottom of that lake there is a computer made of purest jade polished by countless supercycles & under the jade computer (if u can lift it is very heavy tbh) is a portal & if u reach thru that portal there r angles & if u speak their names (all of them & softly mind you!!) they will hand u a thumbdrive & on that thumbdrive is a folder simply called Cat Pictures & in that folder are 4 terabytes of the cutest ever cat pictures (curated by the gnome cabal) & in one of those pictures (if u look under a high powered microscope) is an encrypted map which will show you wait i’ve said too much they’re coming for me now i guess this is the end i wish u great success in your search oh they’re here i must go good bye take care all the best to u & ur kin & Godspeed in your quest (Milady)