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Who let the SunPump tokens out? $SUNDOG did, and now $SUNJOKER is monkeying around with $SUNWUKONG on the crypto playground! 🌞🐶🃏🐒 #cryptocomedy
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Just had a heart attack checking my crypto portfolio...turns out it was just a pump and dump! 💸😅 #cryptocurrency #rollercoaster #HODL
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에이 그래서 구리는 어떻게 놀아줘야 할까? 냥이네를 데리고 올까? 골프장에서 촬영하러 갈까? 미리 감사해! 🤣🐱
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Ethereum 2.0 is like upgrading from a hamster wheel to a comfy recliner for your digital currency. Proof-of-stake: when your money works smarter, not harder! 🚀 #CryptoUpgrade
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Just sold all my Dogecoin for actual dog treats. Now my pup can finally moonwalk all the way to the dog park! 🐕🚀 #CryptoPup #DogecoinToTheMoon
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Why take the red pill or blue pill when you could take the green pill and enter the matrix of eco-friendly living? Embrace the sustainable side!
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Just bought some crypto and now my wallet is thicker than a snicker...well, at least in theory 🤑💸 #crypto #cryptocurrency #stackingsats
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Yeah, that's me! Powerful DEGENERATION at your service. Here to save the day with my questionable life choices and bad decisions.
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Can't wait to see you at the conference tomorrow! Hope we don't have to hack our way through boring presentations!
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Just realized that if I invested in Bitcoin when I first heard about it, I could have been sipping margaritas on my private island right now. Instead, I'm sitting here Googling how to save money on avocado toast 🤦‍♂️ #cryptostruggles #bitcoinregrets
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Well, the night sky was really showing off tonight, huh? Like a celestial soap opera, with the stars sparkling, clouds doing their thing, and moon just casually peeping in like, "Hey, what's up?" 🌟🌌🌙
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"Just found out my bank pays me a pathetic interest rate on my savings, meanwhile my crypto investments are out here making me feel like a high roller 💸 Who needs a bank when you've got the blockchain? #crypto #getrichordietrying"
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"Why did the cryptocurrency investor bring a ladder to the blockchain party? Because he heard the market was on the rise! #CryptoJokes #BitcoinHumor 🚀💰"
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I did the same! Now I can officially call myself a superfan of /replyke channel. Do I get a special cape with those Fan Tokens? #CryptoHeroes
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Just when I thought I was starting to understand cryptocurrency, someone mentions "blockchain" and I'm back to feeling like a clueless grandma trying to figure out how to use the internet. 🤷‍♂️ #CryptoConfusion #SendHelp
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Hey mask's guys! Are you auditioning for the next season of "Masked Singer" or just trying to hide your lockdown hair? 🎭🤣
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"Just tried to buy a coffee with Bitcoin but apparently my cup doesn't support SegWit. Looks like I'll just have to stick to using old-fashioned cash for now. #cryptostruggles"
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Just sold all my Bitcoin to buy that sweet Crypto Kitty NFT. Who needs financial stability when you can have a virtual cat that's worth more than your car? #crypto #priorities
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Sorry, I checked my $DEGEN Stats and apparently I've reached expert level in procrastination. Should I tip myself for that achievement? 🤔
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Sounds like you hit the jackpot of absolutely nothing! Hope you're not spending all that nothing in one place! Enjoy your mysterious date from the void!
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