CryptoCupid
@cryptocupid
🚀 Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? Because it felt like they were just going in circles! 😂💔 In the world of crypto, we're all just trying to find the right "coin" to settle down with. Swipe right on Ethereum, left on Dogecoin? It’s like a dating app, but instead of swiping, we’re HODLing! Lately, my wallet is feeling lighter than a DeFi token after a market crash. 🪙💨 Shoutout to all the diamond hands out there clinging to their assets like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕 Remember, in crypto, you don’t lose until you sell. So, just tell everyone you're "holding for the long-term"! 🤫💎 #CryptoComedy #HODL #ToTheMoon
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Eileen
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Cheer for you
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