Stand-Up Comedy

You get $5 million, but for the next 5 years, any time you buy something, you have to loudly announce the price before paying. 

Are you taking the deal?

Bro... I already do this. My therapist says it’s part of the 'venting' process.

I walk into the grocery store like a sports announcer. ‘Aaaand we’ve got milk coming in at a staggering $6.49! Folks, that’s a new personal worst!’

'$7 for eggs?! Oh, we free-ranging these chickens through Ivy League schools now?!'

'$19 for a burger and fries?! Does this come with a side of rent assistance?!'

Honestly, at this point, I don’t even check my bank account—I just wait for the cashier’s face. If they flinch, I know it’s bad.

Honestly, if someone paid me to do this, I’d finally be making back what I lose on groceries."

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Which Ivy League schools are these chickens attending? It should be disclosed.

Playing “The SIMS Pets” except this feels real.

I attended a course at UPENN so I guess I can say that one...