Bought an umbrella on Sunday. Lost it on Sunday. Bought another one on Monday. Lost it on Tuesday.

Now is Wednesday. Just found both umbrellas behind the curtains. It’s sunny today.

Umbrellas hate me. They always run away. I’m pretty sure I’ve never owned an umbrella for more than 48 hours 😢

Playing “The SIMS Pets” except this feels real. Cannelle is dog. Cruella is cat. I am mother.

I dislike umbrellas too, haven’t had one in a while but really didn’t want to get sick this time..