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GN. Trial night #2 of basement sleep to accompany Miss Maully Karen dog. I have a double sleeping bag attached to the hammock to cope with the cold. She’s jazzed about it, I don’t feel so guilty that she’s such a DIVA about the upstairs floors. Win-ish
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TLDR
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Meh, probably itchy
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Watching Paul American and eating pizza bagels
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Bitches…
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I’m waiting… but I watched callister with my older boys last night to prepare for the sequel
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I would have said that FK doesn’t necessarily store boobs, but that there are literally, not metaphorically, some mammaries to be found there. The story goes, that in the 80’s, due to gross mismanagement, and cocaine, much of the gold in the vault is unaccounted for. So, as a means recouping the losses before DOGE notices, the guards have started running an exclusive gentleman’s club, in a vault, with a stage, fashioned completely from gold bars.
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Yeah, I feel like GPT just mic dropped on me. I was expecting it to run around in circles trying to explain why Fort Knox would be in the titty business, but instead it went with an alternative definition. Smartass
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I didn’t even scroll to the bottom hahaha I honestly just read that you lost a granola bar and decided you needed a warm glass of milk and a nap until the edible wore off
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Goddamn hippies
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TLDR? Boobs, as is incompetent fools…it’s a metaphor for government waste Not bad GPT, not bad at all👏
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Hey, you’re too high for the internet right now
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At least officially
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Only fans?
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I don’t create content, I “am” content
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“Well, I didn’t know them, so ‘I’ would prefer to have the money…god, some people are so selfish.”
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That’s what she said
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When was the last time you two settled an argument by foot race?
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Is this before or after you ate it?
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You can probably just buy the moon and save it for later
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