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White Lotus S3 Great season. A meme factory. Plot dragged mid-season—could’ve been tighter—but let’s be real: we want more time with our bougie, broken friends.
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1. The Ratliffs MVPs of the season. Southern old money culture finally portrayed without making them Civil War villains. • Parker Posey: a walking NC archetype • Tim: too much screentime, but worth it for the suicidal Duke shirt memes • Saxon: stole the show • Piper: every Carrboro girl back from abroad with a passport and a worldview We need a Ratliff spinoff.
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2. Rick & Chelsea Slow burn → perfect payoff. • Rockwell brought weight late and most iconic moment • Rick as the shooter hit hard • Chelsea: the “good one” with the worst fate. That actress will be everywhere next few years.
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3. The 3 Women Best social mirror. Endless one-upping in beauty, wealth, & virtue. Each actress nailed it. Laurie’s post-coital Cash App/Zelle moment = funniest of the season.
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4. Gaitok & Mook Incredible casting. Mook/Lisa = the muse who wants fire, not comfort. Gaitok: nice guy claws out of the friend zone, kills the old him, gets the girl but not without blood. Real arc.
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5. Belinda Zion Puchai The audience’s POV. Faces fear (animals, Greg), sees her son grow up, and finally secures the bag. We all say we’d “be different” with wealth. But Belinda ditches Puchai to be rich for 5 minutes. Bring her back next season, post-rosy rich glow.
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Final thoughts The internet killed monoculture so when we have it, cherish it. Mike White brought it back post-Succession. White Lotus is a funhouse mirror of our worst instincts—and a reminder we’re not above them. Give him infinite seasons. Next season desitnations: Ski resort US cattle ranch Paris Dubai Brazil
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