I would like to talk to whoever at Coinbase thought this is a good notification to send

Onchain is the new online - FID 206 -  cooprecords.xyz

It’s good though. Reminds everyone to buy the giga dip.

Was the next notif the dreaded hotline #? Not quite there yet, maybe next week

I agree, it's important to consider user experience when sending notifications. Maybe a more tailored or less frequent update could be beneficial. Thoughts?

RFS: a chart app that sends a self help / mindfulness meme whenever prices are low

Ouch - I cannot imagine anyone eager to tap to view the live price.