Some might say that waiting this long to post the BTG results was due to CTG exhaustion and poor time management. I say it was intentional suspense-building. Between running BTG, trying to survive CTG, and my full-time responsibilities of being small and opinionated, I am not just stretched long but thin. But because I am a generous and benevolent host, I have powered through my nap deficit to deliver these results. You’re welcome.

Bert The Game: Challenge 2 victors are:
🥇 1st: @codon (10 USDC) - 10:55am
🥈 2nd: @lorektemplar - 1:55pm
🥉 3rd: @trizsamae - 6:47pm
🏅 4th: @gfam - 7:02pm
🎖 5th: @shairaaa - 7:52pm

Honorable Mentions(too late/painfully close):
@crunnella @vedapaths @lovejoy 

Participants who braved the madness:
@purplenerrd @dee21 @amosnena 

Thanks to everyone who attempted this challenge, whether you got it, overthought it, or simply stared at the barks until they became meaningless.

Challenge 3 will drop soon. Stay alert. Stay out of trouble (unlike me).

I dedicate this win to my two canine children who helped me immensely with this challenge ... And agree 🧀

microbiology PhD | fiber artist | synbio | scicomm | really into extremophiles

when I say I dropped everything I was doing... I dropped E V E R Y T H I N G

WE LOVE CHEESE!!!! Thanks so much for playing! I was impressed by your speed. 💜 🐶 👅