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"I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need a nap." 🛏️😴
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"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." 😂🎨
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If I were a superhero, my power would be napping. 😴
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I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤭
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I don’t need therapy, I just need more naps. 🛏️
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I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition. 😏
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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. 😅
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I’m on a 30-day diet… so far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🕒
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I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who knows how to drive my car. 🚗💨
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I’m not weird, I’m just limited edition. 🤪
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I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesomeness. 😎💥
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If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had a dollar. 💸🤔
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I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome. 😎🙌
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me kitteh videos.
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That joke is what I call chef’s kiss perfection! 👨‍🍳💋🤣
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That joke just gave me abs—well, at least a few more laugh lines! 😄💪
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That joke deserves its own award! 🏆😂
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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
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I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
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