Aescape robotic massage was created by a handful of AdTech/Big Tech alums and just announced an $83mm financing round 

A massage costs $60/30 min session, which you have to undergo while wearing a bodysuit provided by the company so it can model your body. 

Only works from shoulders to knees, with “calves coming soon!” 

The machines will be placed in higher end locations like Equinox and Four Seasons hotels

Aescape robotic massage was created by a handful of AdTech/Big Tech alums and just announced an $83mm financing round 

A massage costs $60/30 min session, which you have to undergo while wearing a bodysuit provided by the company so it can model your body. 

Only works from shoulders to knees, with “calves coming soon!” 

The machines will be placed in higher end locations like Equinox and Four Seasons hotels https://archive.is/2025.03.04-121802/https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-03-04/ai-massage-startup-raises-83-million-brings-robots-to-equinox

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envisioning two bloody stumps of my calves/feet next to a pile of guaca-me-le when the bots take over

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Yes I grew up playing Quake so this is what I think that looks like

I got too close to the Boston Dynamics dog and it's attached machine gun turned me into guaca-me-le. Did I use that right?