I randomly tell my wife that Brian Cox has been the narrator for McDonalds commercials since 2020. As I eat my usual three-cheeseburger meal. 

Her: “You know more about McDonald’s than anybody probably should.”

Me: “… ba da ba ba ba”

builder, millennial by age, boomer at heart, chin coat rack

🏗️  software engineer building censorship resistant applications | 📢  calling out those exploiting the idea of decentralization

Right

An out of shape weirdo who eats McDonald’s is going to attempt to tell me what I mean like he knows me

Stick to unhumorous and unhealthy comments to your wife 

Drink some water and buy a steak