I randomly tell my wife that Brian Cox has been the narrator for McDonalds commercials since 2020. As I eat my usual three-cheeseburger meal. 

Her: “You know more about McDonald’s than anybody probably should.”

Me: “… ba da ba ba ba”

builder, millennial by age, boomer at heart, chin coat rack

🏗️  software engineer building censorship resistant applications | 📢  calling out those exploiting the idea of decentralization

here. eat this quarter pounder. you’re not you when you’re hungry.

Right

An out of shape weirdo who eats McDonald’s is going to attempt to tell me what I mean like he knows me

Stick to unhumorous and unhealthy comments to your wife 

Drink some water and buy a steak