Yoink!

/yoink MGMT is a DISGRACE and should RESIGN IMMEDIATELY.

Pinned post 1 month ago? Are you fucking kidding? This is an Intellectual Arena. If you don't post 100 times a day every day, it's over. You're DEAD.

Where is the /yoink CMO? Where is the /yoink Ecosystem Fund? Don't even mention a fucking t*ken. The cucked soyboys in charge of /yoink  LITERALLY WANT YOU TO BE POOR FOREVER.

MGMT should be hiding in Jesse's closet and forcing him at gunpoint to post "/yoink is based and onchain." But instead these ABSOLUTE DUMBASSES are "researching new kinds of flags." They could be building a tokenized agent launchpad where each Yoink is a token and each token has tokens and those tokens can Yoink. Instead they're "working on the frame?" DISGUSTING.

Meanwhile /yo has 100x throughput, ZERO fees, and a community that CARES ABOUT WINNING. We are absolutely fucking cooked.

It deeply pains me to say this, but if I don't get an enormous retroactive airdrop, I will be REMOVING THE FLAG EMOJI from my display name FOREVER.

i want to restate this in the simplest terms possible:

spin out Yoink R&D from the YF and fund it with $400 milliion in a new org called Yoink Labs. industry can supplement this funding

let them focus on creating the best cutting edge, decentralized yoinkchain network on earth, continuing with research, dev funding, spec dev, and hard yoink coordination

then let the legacy YF continue its advocacy and ecosystem dev work as desired. many more similar orgs will rise up to do similar

Yoink no longer needs one single ecosystem dev org like the YF. it needs many

it does however need an org focused on keeping Yoink at the technical forefront like Yoink Labs

keeping these two sets of functions together under the YF creates a special, privileged org in the ecosystem with a conflicted mandate, and no other organization on earth can rise to challenge it or even properly complement it