Crypto: The Game

The plan:

-arrive on Resurrection Island at 11:59 AM early to vibe, deposit your NFT and immediately head to Unichain Arena, it's absolutely pumping
-"Blocks & Airdrops" is banging on the speakers
-your favorite Twitter VC is there, who historically you've struggled to pitch to in the past but today the tokenomics are flawless
-you're shilling your protocol proposals, every use case you mention is gaining traction, anon traders are watching the feed - the two of you are creating a new crypto paradigm
-at 8:45PM you and everyone in your network (75 Farcasters) head back to the DCs you established to glaze
-#3 on the Warpcast Rewards leaderboard with 12 hours left
-"Spins" by Mac Miller as your Ethereum light node hums in the background
-VC asks to share your Notion doc, you get the wildest market signals of your life as you finally become a Founder/KOL
-you survive to play CTG next week