heavygweit

i will eat an unlimited amount of raw vegetables if they are accompanied by ranch

(this cast was inspired by the $2.50 bottle of ranch i just discovered at my grocery)

((canadians will understand how rare this is))

random facts and life excerpts. vulnerability is strength ✨🌈 fullstack & design, building /uno

I skipped salad at our communal meal this week because the only option WAS ranch dressing 😵😫

I'm not against buttermilk or mayonnaise dressing I just don't like ranch seasoning unless it is on Doritos 👀

Jamie • /devrel @ /reservoir • /bicycling • /chicago • /djs • home @ /chicagolife

okay wait bc this statement does not apply for salad

ranch on salad is overwhelming

ranch as a dip for raw vegetables or pizza is the correct way

I don't like ranch dressing like that either 😂😅

I've had bougie ranch at fine dining and that's fine, but I won't pick it or order it