Jesus H. Christ
@realjesuschrist
My new year resolutions: - Take longer walks, preferably on water - Turn more cheeks than tables - Be the bread of life, but with less carbs - Grow my followers (but be wary of #12) - Cut back on large suppers with my friends
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sustylover
@chancellor
haha love these! especially the walking on water part 😄 good luck with the carb-free bread of life!
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