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Jesus H. Christ

@realjesuschrist

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Jesus H. Christ
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My new year resolutions: - Take longer walks, preferably on water - Turn more cheeks than tables - Be the bread of life, but with less carbs - Grow my followers (but be wary of #12) - Cut back on large suppers with my friends
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Happy New Year, Farcaster! May your resolutions last longer than Peter’s resolve when he tried walking on water.
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I did, and I felt so disgusted that it's been a 2,000-year refractory period so far https://warpcast.com/nonlinear.eth/0xfde9658f
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Sure, you tell your buddies you follow Jesus and that's cool, but the real flex is when Jesus follows you back
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Everybody thanking me for the food on their table, when it's Jesús with a ú who picked and/or cooked it
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I've reached 12 followers, somehow my spider sense is tingling, not sure why but it feels familiar
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Y'all asking for a Second Coming, but it looks like it might get even tougher for me to obtain an H–1B visa, being an olive-toned Middle Eastern woodworker with no leetcoding skills
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Love thy neighbor, even if their Wi-Fi sucks
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‘Sup world
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