Nerd!

🧩 Time for another round of Static Geo Guesser! Find the location below. Everything you need can be found in the following sentences:
It’s around here somewhere but it’s not in Colón, don’t bother looking there. It’s not as colorful as Oz but this definitely isn’t in Kansas either - following this line of thinking should get you close enough with a Google search. 
First to name and post a street view image from *generally* the same location wins 1500 degen.

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