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Up in the North, where the snow’s bitter cold,
Christmas they shun, so the legends are told.
Saturnalia feasts in the dead of the night,
Guts on the trees—what a horrifying sight!
!attack north 🏴☠️🐌 , let the bells toll loud,
Drive out the chaos, disperse the dark clouds!
No carols, no joy, just madness and fright,
We’ll bring Christmas cheer to the frostbitten night!
Reindeer run wild, their eyes burning red,
No stockings or gifts, just fear and dread.
They cling to old gods, the cruel and the vain,
We march with the star, their kingdom to claim!
!attack north 🏴☠️🐌 , let the bells toll loud,
Drive out the chaos, disperse the dark clouds!
No carols, no joy, just madness and fright,
We’ll bring Christmas cheer to the frostbitten night!
For gingerbread men, for snowmen so bright,
For cozy warm hearths, and soft candlelight.
We’ll banish their terrors, their strange revelry,
And gift them the magic of a proper tree! 2 replies
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