Dan Romero
@dwr.eth
People who say bro IRL 🤔
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m_j_r
@m-j-r.eth
I pronounce it "broh"
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Dan Romero
@dwr.eth
Only in the Bró region of France. Everything else is sparkling brother
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Cassie Heart
@cassie
Therapist: the sparkling brother doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you The sparkling brother:
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m_j_r
@m-j-r.eth
"Ooooh Yeah, Therapist's got it wrong, brother! Sparkling Brother, you're stepping into the ring with the tower of power, too sweet to be sour, funky like a monkey, the sky's the limit and space is the place - the Macho Man! You're a disco ball in a universe of stars, Hogan! Feel the Madness!"
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Cassie Heart
@cassie
I can’t believe how perfectly I heard this in his voice. RIP Macho Man, may you forever flying elbow drop into a pile of coke in heaven
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m_j_r
@m-j-r.eth
"oh yeah, the cream always rises to the top, and NOBODY's gonna tell the maacho man to go to hell!"
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Cassie Heart
@cassie
God, watching this monologue to nobody: “where the fuck did he pull all of those creamer cups from?”
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m_j_r
@m-j-r.eth
little known fact that this is peak human performance.
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