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42 $degen
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love it! 40 $degen
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everyone! but instead you can have 50 $degen
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I got 2nd place in my tennis club's Men's 4.0 singles tournament. Either that or feeding and clothing my children. You know, same same.
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Top 5 Atari 2600 Games 1. Kaboom! 2. Circus Atari 3. Pitfall! 4. Q*bert 5. Not you, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
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Top 5 Excuses for Missing Yesterday’s Top 5 List 1. The sun was in my eyes 2. I was meeting a girl (a real one) 3, My diamond shoes are too tight and my $50s don’t fit in my wallet 4. I sneezed and farted at the same time, ruining the whole day 5. Gonorrhea
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Top 5 Germans 1. Albert Einstein 2. Mozart 3. Beethoven 4. Bach 5. Not you, Hitler
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act like an idiot for the chuckles almost certainly I’m reminded of the parable of the tortoise and the scorpion "It has nothing to do with logic," the drowning scorpion replied. "It's just what I do." 22 $degen for the effort though!
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sounds like a lot of work 50 $degen
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and yet I always choose ironic detachment
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I'm just here to correct grammar 32 $degen because getting your grammar corrected is annoying
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I'm too real to fake being real. wait
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getting in on the ground floor of this impending collapse of society!
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guess I picked the wrong day to be fake
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first one I remember was ArcadeNFT back in September of 2021! https://opensea.io/assets/ethereum/0xa0c38108bbb0f5f2fb46a2019d7314cce38f3f22/5773 (random one, they're all playable)
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Top 5 Porn Movie Titles From the 80s (all real) 1. ET: The Extra Testicle 2. Saturday Night Beaver 3. An Officer and a Genitalman 4. Romancing the Bone 5. For Your Thighs Only
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Jealousy does not become us. I am unbecome
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Always the correct answer
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I’m so late. “a Pepe”
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I like games 82 $degen
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