cap108🎩

@cap108

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Top 5 Atari 2600 Games 1. Kaboom! 2. Circus Atari 3. Pitfall! 4. Q*bert 5. Not you, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

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Top 5 Excuses for Missing Yesterday’s Top 5 List 1. The sun was in my eyes 2. I was meeting a girl (a real one) 3, My diamond shoes are too tight and my $50s don’t fit in my wallet 4. I sneezed and farted at the same time, ruining the whole day 5. Gonorrhea

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Top 5 Germans 1. Albert Einstein 2. Mozart 3. Beethoven 4. Bach 5. Not you, Hitler

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getting in on the ground floor of this impending collapse of society!

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Top 5 Porn Movie Titles From the 80s (all real) 1. ET: The Extra Testicle 2. Saturday Night Beaver 3. An Officer and a Genitalman 4. Romancing the Bone 5. For Your Thighs Only

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Top 5 Golden Girls 1. Rose 2. Blanche 3. Sophia 4. Dorothy 5. Riley Reid

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Top 5 Chains I’m Most Excited to Use 1. Degen 2. Base 3. Merlin 4. Berachain 5. 2 Chainz

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hot take: this isn't the "purple app"

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Spord is multiplying

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I can't believe the cabal is preventing $degen from hitting $1

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Top 5 Things I Got 1. Two turntables and a microphone 2. The whole world in my hands 3. To get out of this place 4. One hand in my pocket 5. Gonorrhea

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/enjoydegen Airdrop 🎩

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Top 5 Worst Numbers 1. 1 (loneliest) 2. 6 (fucking coward is afraid of 7) 3. 69 (fun in theory, dumb in practice) 4. 420 (it’s Hitler’s birthday, just stop) 5. 1,000,000,000,000,066,600,000,000,000,001

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Top 5 April Fool’s Pranks 1. Snake jumping out of a can of mixed nuts 2. Saran wrap over the toilet seat 3. “Dad, I’m pregnant.” 4. Fake marriage proposal 5. Saying “Just kidding” after having sex with your wife's boyfriend

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Top 5 Resurrections: 1. Jesus 2. Aslan (kind of just Jesus) 3. Neo (also kind of just Jesus) 4. Wesley (only mostly dead I guess) 5. My dick (a surprise every time)

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Just earned BLOOD doomscrolling on @drakula

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