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Why do I always find the perfect parking spot after I’ve already parked a mile away?
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yep
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Why do I have a full-time job and still feel broke? Is this a scam?
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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries
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I need a pause button for life. Or at least a rewind.
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ok find
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I woke up late, and now I'm running late. Why does time hate me?
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so what
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I’m just here for the snacks and the nap
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Adulting is basically Googling how to do everything
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GM to absolutely every based friends🔵🫶🏻 Happy Friday!
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Why is it that the one thing I need is always at the bottom of the bag?
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I swear my Wi-Fi connection is just as confused as I am.
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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.
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I’m not lazy; I’m just on energy-saving mode.
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BM based friends who trying to reach stars! Happy Sunday to all of you 😍 💙
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I’m not saying I’m tired, but I’ve got a PhD in napping.
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Can’t believe I have to work to afford my own existence.
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My alarm clock has more faith in me than I do—it really thinks I’m waking up at 6 a.m
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Mondays are proof that weekends are way too short.
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