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Ⓜ️elissa Burr 🍓
@burrrrrberry
Man there were so many lies... 1. If I played on escalators, my pants could get caught on the stairs and I would get sucked under and DIE and have to live under the stairs. WHAT A CLASSIC by Mom Burr 🤣 2. They told me I was allergic to alcohol, I thought this one was a lie, turns out it wasn't and I could and will die 3. I was adopted so I thought all kids arrived by plane, I don't think they corrected me on this one for a long time
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Lee
@neverlee
If you stand up eating, all the food goes down to your legs. You get elephant legs
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Ⓜ️elissa Burr 🍓
@burrrrrberry
OMG that is hilarious 🤣 🤣 🤣 🍖 x420
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Lee
@neverlee
for years I believed it was true 🤭
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